I think I'm going to go on a few day hiatus. I spend waaaaaaay too much time on the internet. Don't worry, ily guys :) But, I need a life, too. I'm sure you're all getting sick of me & Jeremy Davies, anyways.

It won't be for long, and I'll probably sign in once or twice. But I'm not going to be on all day like usual. I need this time to prepare for the National Old Time Fiddler's Contest in Weiser, Idaho if I'm going to try to compete with Maddie Denton. I'll probably watch a Davies movie or too once they download, because I'm devoted to Davies and I am still really really really hurting to see Spanking the Monkey (which didn't download correctly so I had to watch Secretary, instead).

Since you all might be missing me, I'll leave some fun facts about myself.

-I have to clip my nails (except for index fingers + toenails, which get done every other week or so) every 1-3 days. Have to.

-I'm not boy crazy, I'm man crazy. I don't like most people unless they're close to ten years older.

-The officiating in hockey is ruining the excitement level for me.

-Sean Avery sucks ass.

-Lately my favourite punctuation mark besides the ampersand(&) is the period(.)

-I usually only share about one fourth (1/4, .25) of what I'm really thinking with anybody.

-For me to be able to use a Q-tip it has to be perfectly round on both sides.

-I love to keep band-aids on way longer then they need to be.

-Anachronisms is one of my favourite vocab terms, even though I hate them.

-I, personally, think William Shakespeare and Charles Dickens are bad writers.

-I still (and will most likely always) hate Julius Caesar. ("The fall...of Caesar!" [STFUYOU'REDEAD>:o])

-If I listen to it enough at once, the song Helena by Nickel Creek can still make me cry.

-Everyday when I go to sleep (I have to take medicine to get rid of my cold) I want to overdose on Nyquil after doing whatever I did on Saturday to have that wickedly sweet Jeremy Davies dream so I can live it even longer. No, I don't like overdosing or drug addicts, and I realize how hypocritical that sounds, but right now I don't even care. I would like to sleep for three straight weeks.

-I have the slightest idea that Darren Helm's a player, which saddens me.

-I not-so-secretly wish that Ohio would secede into Canada, taking Kentucky with it.

-I still don't know that I'm fully over Mathieu Schneider leaving the Wings two years ago.

-I wish I could unleash Charles Manson onto Chris Pronger, Brian Burke and Scott & Rob Niedermayer.

-Lately I'm the happiest I've been friend-wise, but I feel really empty.

-I think killing is terrible, but when you tick me off I think of different ways for you to die :)

-I can't wait for Christmas only because I want presents and to get off school, I could care less about family (terrible, but I'm not going to lie).

-I'm terrified for June.


This is my 51 entry, which obviously means it's special, so make it count.

I. am. addicted. to. Jeremy Davies.

On Saturday I had the most wonderful dream ever, and he was in it (probably contributing to that factor?). I would share, but it's probably stalkerish to most of you. It wasn't though. I'm sorry, I'm a prude, so the most hardcore porn I get is hugs...which wasn't in my dream, either. It was nice because I haven't had a nice dream awhile. In the past ten dreams I've had (excluding Saturday's), nine of them involved me killing people in them and the tenth was about me getting pregnant with some monster child because I touched something that was cursed. Sounds stupid, but it was oh-so scary.

Did you know Jeremy Davies' real last name is Boring? As in, Mr. Boring? :) Davies was his mother's maiden name and he took it up to honour her. I already knew this, but I think it's funny because a lot of peoplehate his acting. I truly think it's because he is good at playing the annoying, not normal characters that bug you till the end of time. So, it's not his acting, because he's good at playing normal people, too. He's just better at the psychos :)

Anyways, this isn't a ramblefest about Jeremy Davies, even though it probably seems like it. It just happens to be school and Davies related.

Biology is awful. I hate it! I've fallen asleep in that class three times already and I haven't even had a full week of it. I've never fallen asleep more than once during a whole school year before, and this makes me quite nervous. So, to stay awake I make games with myself. Last week it was 'let's make fun of the sub to stay awake'. Last Tuesday he dressed all in purple, and seriously looked like an eggplant. Whenever I got sleepy I thought of how ridiculous he looked (which is terrible, I know) and I stayed awake. But it helped. Thanks, Mr. Eggplant? You're still the worst teacher I've ever had besides my health teacher.

Today he didn't have weird colours on. He was dressed semi-normal. He was all brown / beige / tan, which reminded me of teddy bears, at most, which reminded me of comfort which reminded me of....sleep. It wasn't going to work. I had already decided that today after I got home from school I was going to watch a Jeremy Davies movie I've been wanting to see for a month or two, which made me really excited, thus - waking me up. Today's game was, 'Gettin' tired? Think of Jeremy Davies!'

Right now, we're experiencing the exciting thrill of DNA and RNA. As we were talking about matching up the mRNA (which happened to be AUC) with the tRNA (not to mention how tired I was getting), Mr. Eggplant asked the class, "What is the complimentary pair for 'U'?" As soon as he said that my head screamed 'Jeremy Davies!!!!!!!' Trying to wake me up. Odd timing, huh? :) That may seem creeperesque, but it's keeping me from failing biology, so I can deal. I mean, I know I'm fanatical, but I'm not that fanatical. I can retain control and self respect. But it was still an 'awhh' moment because of my timing <3

Surely I've told you my geometry is @&%^ing nuts? Well, she is. She's old, too. She opens the windows, which I happen to sit right by, even though it's only about 30-40 degrees outside. Right now she's out taking care of her husband, so we have a semi-permanent sub. He came last week to check out the class and all that and she looks to my friend Jessica and I and begins to make innuendos about him checking us out, and then us checking him out. But that's not all. She's walking across the classroom after saying this and she winks at me. WINKS. After making disgusting innuendos. Not a slight, 'haha you caught me!' wink, but a full-fledged, lets-make-this-as-noticeable-as-possible-by-moving-my-whole-body-with-the-motion-and-everything wink. Is she trying to tell me she'd like me to do the substitute teacher? I was freaked out. I turned to Jessica and asked her if I was imagining that creepy wink, but I was not! Ugh. Double sick. I'm still royally creeped and confused.

I think that's all I had to say now, so I'm off to watch Spanking the Monkey :)


Au revoir.

Ruled by Kairi.
I am the Princess :)
Eillile is in our alliance :)

I'm married to: Shane Taylor, Valtteri Filppula, Pavel Datsyuk and Darren Helm.

We own:

Canada
Czechoslovakia
Denmark
Djibouti
Egypt
Finland
France
Italy
Kazakhstan
Russia
Sweden
& the UK

HAVE A NICE DAY!

Eddie won my pop quiz! He gets....



And I'm going to share a cool video :)

I'm going to ask some questions. Let's see how many you get right :)

1. What's my favourite colour?
2. Who is the Stanley Cup named after?
3. What colour is Don Cherry's suit today?
4. What do the people with the last names of Bure, Datsyuk and Kubina have in common?
5. Name the greatest NHL player (will accept three answers :) )
6. Why is Alexei Ponikarovsky so cool?
7. What instrument does Mathieu Schneider play?
8. Today's date is...
9. Put a star here.
10. Guess my two favourite Texas-style contest fiddlers.
11. Guess the name of my future husband (according to my violin teacher) [hint - he plays mandolin :)]
12. Find out how many NHL teams are playing tonight.
13. What was the score of the Ohio / Michigan football game today?
14. What state was Julius Sumner Miller born in?
15. What state did he die in?

*BONUS QUESTION*

"The Statue of Liberty is kaput!" & "Steamboat Willy, toot! Toot!" are quotes from what movie?

You have until this journal is knocked off the front page. Go, now!

I hate school. I hate trimesters. I hate Mr. Cellio. I hate Mrs. Buckenmeyer.

Day two. Trimester two.

I've already managed to fall asleep in biology, and I sit in the front desk. It's that god-awful boring. ON THE SECOND DAY. Lmao. It's a new record for me! <3

I dislike study skills. There's two other sophomores in it besides me and I hate them, too. Then there's about ten freshman. But they're not ordinary freshman, they're ANNOYING freshman.

My geometry teacher is (censored) psycho. I can't even describe it. She gives detentions for everything. She thinks we're in kindergarten. Today we actually COLOURED number lines. The whole class. I would kill myself in there if I didn't have five friends in that class.

Orchestra is decent, not as good as first tri. No complaints there, really.

I LOVE French class. Our teacher actually speaks to us in French almost the whole period! She was born in England, so when she talks to us in English she has a cool accent and so I actually end up paying attention! (plus the picture of me + Valtteri Filppula is and will remain on the bulletin board on the side of the room for the rest of the year <3)

I. Hate. School.

this is how I feel.



The night is cold, you lie with ghosts you have let down,
An empty bed betrays you, you lie awake and wonder what went wrong
The lights have died, the love they gave on borrowed time,
And you’ll melt into the walls, melt into the walls

Your time has run out, your time has run out,
They lied, they lied baby, and I tried I tried lately...

I’ll drink you slow, I’ll drink you slow but for a price,
Water turns to poison and loving touch gives way to lonely nights
It’s a fine white line, it’s a fine white line you’re stumbling across,
You’ll melt into the walls, melt into the walls

Your time has run out, your time has run out,
They lied, they lied baby, and I tried I tried lately...

Please don’t you ask,
Please don’t you ask me how it feels,
For she was the last,
To light up my night and make me sing...

Your time has run out, your time has run out,
They lied, they lied baby, and I tried I tried lately...

I've decided on what I want for my birthday - a subscription to Hockeytown Insider :)

Whoever gets it for me I will love forever <3

I have also decided that I am going to learn Russian, even if I have to do it by myself. I will. I am. I shall.

Then, I could get a job in the CIA or be an ambassador or translate for people 8D

OR MOVE TO RUSSIA AND TEACH ENGLISH <3

Oh, that'd be scrummy.

kthanxbai;

The Wife Swap episode with the Stockdale's family is on Lifetime tonight at 10 PM Eastern time. I still haven't seen the whole thing of it so I am devoting my evening to it.

Haha, they're nice people.

But it makes me think, Wow, I beat someone who was on national television.

Jacob was nice about it, too. Real courteous, compared to most people.

And then I beat him and his brother at cards. :)

His younger brother, James, is such a sweetheart. He laughed when we played cards (I went unbeaten in five or so matches of the card game 'Blink!' which I had never heard of before until last Saturday) because it was such an 'uneven match' to him. :) We even joked about people at the fiddle contest.

Joe was nice to me, too. At both contests I beat him at (he's not a Stockdale, in case all the J names are getting confusing).

I have no homework tonight, and I'm going through hockey withdrawal.

I am absolutely terrible at the game Fantastic Contraption. No lie, got stuck on the second level. XD The music gets stuck in your head, and it's very obnoxious.

I've decided I want a pet, and if I get one, I will name it Winters, in honor of Richard Winters, who, besides being one of my favourite WWII heroes, shares a birthday with me :)

I may straighten my hair tomorrow, not that any of you care.

Summer, ily&#9829;

I'm done rambling now.

My name is Kristen Nicole.

Pytor got mad at me today.

I guess I ruined his jigsaw puzzle piece.

I didn't see it there and misplaced my hot cocoa on it.

It was very depressing.

Later I have clogging class - it will be fun.

People confuse me...beyond belief.

There's this person who I used to love dearly who is getting on my absolute last nerve, but I can't help but want to break it off.

Help?

I showed my history teacher my Shane Taylor autograph yesterday - "He is very handsome."

Yes, I'm very, very, very aware of that :)

People keep telling me I'm too modest - I'm sorry for not being a stuck-up pain-in-the-ass?

I guess I need help with that to.

Feel free to leave advice.